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You're not Ninjas

You're Not Ninjas

Apparently Discord employ ninjas. So do iTunes, on PC at least. Whatsapp prefer Ronin, but the motif holds. Facebook has pirates which is perfect as we know what pirates did wrong and why they died out. I just updated my profile on Linkedin, and rather than getting profile moderators to check it, can you guess? Yeah.  Wow. Apparently it's a thing now.
Before you start whining about plurals in Japanese, I don't care. If I don't pluralize it, I'll be attacked by Nazis, which is worse.
You're not ninjas, you're software developers. You spend your days tapping away at plastic and staring at radiation, you don't spend your days stopping your heart to float across an ocean inside a dead platypus with a collapsible graphite katana secreted inside your penisgina so you can sneak in through the sewer outlet and coldly remove a threat to our kind. I may be splitting hairs, but there's a difference.
Oh, I added a friend on Skype, well maybe I did and maybe I didn't. I'm optimistic I may have managed to get a message through though, and now they're being escorted by the most elite Skype samurai. It must be great, but I'm not twelve, and neither is my probable, possible potential new contact.
Let's focus on making these programs work, instead of all the silly little messages of you guys trying to be pals and cool. Teenagers are cool, the rest of us just want programs that function as intended. - 252 words - 6 minutes.

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